Henry Speaks
May 23, 2010
So, these are the results of a brief interview I conducted with Henry a couple of months back, around his 4th Birthday. Yes, I am just now getting around to posting it. We’ve been busy….
What is the best thing that you can do when you are 4 years old?
Run really fast.
What is the best thing to do outside?
Scream.
Tell me how it feels to be a kid.
Great.
What is your favorite thing to learn about?
The human body and plumbing.
What is your favorite thing?
Frozen pineapple, the human body, and plumbing.
Who is the best person that there is?
Me.
Who is the smartest person?
Me.
Where do you get your modesty from?
What is modesty?
What will you do when you get older?
You mean when I get 63-80-70?
Sure. What will you do then?
I would run all over the place on top of your friend Uncle Tom who talks in a doggy doctor voice.
[*Ed note: long story….]
Tell me about your little brother.
The first thing I want to tell you about him is that he’s cute. The second thing is nothing. I just had one thing.
Henry, what do you want on your birthday cake?
I want a picture of a brain, with a spinal cord stuck on top of it, with some muscles and organs on top of that. And that cake, that has people on it, will be for monsters, because I’m going to invite lots of monsters to my party. I will invite them out of the computer.
Tell me about your family.
It’s cute.
Tell me about your school.
Also cool. I’m done.